In 2003, Dan Hopkins tried to revive the Seven Oaks chicken farm by importing rare, genetically altered roosters from Katmandu. At first, all was well—until chickens began vanishing without a trace. As the hens disappeared, the roosters grew… into six-foot mutant nightmares. Dan blamed them and attacked, but the roosters mauled him, ripping out his hair and teeth. After recovering, Dan returned to find only 5,000 chickens left and declared war using guns, dogs, poison—even night vision gear. But nothing worked. The townspeople dubbed him "Chicken Dan." Soon, no chickens remained—only the monstrous Big Birds. In one final attack, they shredded him, tearing part of his voice box out. A year later, he thought it was over. But in the fall, they returned. This time, he had an army. They fought in fields, woods, wagons—and still the birds survived. Last year, 13,000 joined the fight. This year, more are needed. CHICKEN DAN WANTS YOU! Come to the Haunted Chicken House!