My Morbid Mind Haunted House

It's that time of year again!! Thanks for visiting! So... You survived last year... eh? Well, you might not be so lucky this time! We look forward to killing... er... seeing you at the "Best Haunt in The State"! Bring your family! Bring all your friends! Especially bring your enemies! We will dispose of them for you... he he he... This year promises to be the best yet... So... Prepare your last will and testament, get your affairs in order, and take one last trip... To My Morbid Mind Haunted House! See you here!